yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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