sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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