Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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