Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i need some magic done to my vagina
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
