is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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