We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
