i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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