I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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