I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
