so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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