Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
