I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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