Tell her she can't have a vagina
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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