8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can't special order awesome
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
