If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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