Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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