I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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