Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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