is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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