You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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