she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you never un-have a 4some
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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