He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I stole a fireplace last night.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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