He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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