he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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