I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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