Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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