So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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