her vagine was all disorganized.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
this will be a night to untag.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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