Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
