I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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