ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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