i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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