do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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