normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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