Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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