can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
