what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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