i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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