There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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