Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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