Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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