he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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