white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm too high and old for this...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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