I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
