NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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