we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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