Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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