she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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