Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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