Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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